Well, meet my Fido, aka Archie Lewoof.
Archie is a 6 year old border terrier and the love of my life. (Don’t tell the guy we live with.) He was recently diagnosed with a pretty nasty illness known as Spike’s Disease and although there’s no scientific evidence to back it up, all the bumf on the Internet points to it being best “managed” through diet. A gluten-free diet, no less. When he had a bad allergic reaction to the organic, gluten-free, designer kibble that I’d bought for the price of a small country, I decided to take a DIY approach to Archie’s nourishment needs.
Something you should know about Archie: He loves to hunt rabbits. The Bois de Boulogne is full of them (and prostitutes) and on most weekends you can find Archie in the park's thicket chasing wascally ones (not prostitutes) but ever failing to catch one. While I’m secretly pleased by his lack of success (that’s a mess I’d rather not clean up) I do feel kinda sorry for the little guy, so…
What French supermarkets lack in curly kale and chia seeds they make up for in varieties of meat. And what better meat to home-cook for Archie than rabbit! Or so I thought.
With apologies to the squeamish, but if you’ve ever eaten rabbit you’ll know that they’ve got all sorts of extra little bones that presumably give the little critters added bounce. These need to be removed before being served to your own little critter, which, as I discovered, is no walk in the Bois. Nearly an hour into the unpleasant process I conceded that de-boning raw meat is best left to butchers and decided to speed things up by boiling those bunnies before adding them to the stew.
After nearly 2 hours of a kitchen nightmare, the (finally) boneless rabbit meat was mixed with some beef, carrots, green beans and rosemary (apparently high in iron, calcium and vitamin B6 - who knew?) to produce a home-cooked dog food worthy of my four-legged pride and joy.
Even if this pet-foodie fashion becomes just a fad, I've decided to continue home-cooking for Archie: He loves it and I'm certain it's healthier than processed foods. And in case you're wondering if rabbit will stay on the menu, the answer is yes - I'm very happy to serve them stuffed.
Style File Followers Take Note:
1. It may have been The Guardian. Or the Huffington Post. Sometimes when it’s late at night all my news-source apps blur into a single liberal fog.
2. Or should I say, border terrorist, because that’s more accurate.
3. Archie inherited Spike’s - or Canine Epileptoid Cramping Syndrome - from his sire. He must have picked-up the gluten-free thing from pasta-averse me.
4. When I last lived in North America, Chia was a pet.
5. And that would be the distant sound of an ex-boyfriend sniggering “You see?”.