Not a chance.
In their minds' eyes, they're prodding their bookers with pitch forks and cursing that hell of a fashion capital, thanks to the stupid sh*t that stylists do in New York.
The big trend for 2013: Self-Garotting Creatures of the Wind SRTW2013 |
If you were wearing this dress, you'd consider it too. Creatures of the Wind SRTW2013 |
The one in the middle is seconds away from screaming "GET IT OFF ME!" - it's that itchy. Libertine SRTW2013 |
Did someone call for a welder? Michael Kors SRTW2013 |
Meet Lina, our new lab assistant. Michael Kors SRTW2013 |
Mom always said to keep your poise no matter what. No WAY did she imagine this. Thom Brown SRTW2013 |
No shit, I look pale. I just pee-ed myself, dumb-ass. Thom Brown SRTW2013 |
Thank gawd they gave me the lampshade ensemble. Thank gawd. Thom Brown SRTW2013 |
Help me out here, fellow Trekkies: Is this Romulan or Bajoran? Threeasfour SRTW2013 |
Or Star Shrek? Threeasfour SRTW2013 |
Owwww. This headgear's so tight its flattened my chest. VPL SRTW2013 |
The "I'm a high flying business woman." walk is perfect for this killer Wall Street ensemble. Perfect. VPL SRTW2013 |
When drug therapy goes wrong. A Detacher SRTW2013 |
When hormone treatment goes wrong. A Detacher SRTW2013 |
When the fuss they made about the blind hair and make-up guy went wrong, these two were sent out in their underwear. A Detacher SRTW2013 |
Not what she expected when the make-up artist said the look would be "dewy". Alexander Wang SRTW2013 |
On the bright side, maybe I could use this to start a portfolio as a male model. Alexander Wang SRTW2013 |
1. I love the New York fashion ethos of wearable, flattering and unfussy style. I like to think that these exceptions prove that rule.
2. At least I hope so. From what I've seen so far, the New York shows were a bit disappointing...
3. If you look closely at the pee stain on that Thom Brown dress, it appears to be a map of Africa.
4. Check out the purple and orange suede T-straps on the bearded lady. Do you see how poorly they're made? Can someone please tell me what's good about this outfit? I can't work it out. At all.
5. Yet someone must be funding Creatures of the Wind and A Detacher. (I needed to breathe into a paper bag when I realised that.)
6. All photos flagrantly 'borrowed' from Style.com.
it was either drug therapy going wrong, or she had begun transforming into a werwolf...
ReplyDeleteWerewolf. Exactly!
DeleteWow! So many choices for Halloween this year! Thanks Pepita! I like the werewolf Twilight theme.
ReplyDeleteYou're still looking pretty hot. Better than any of those models. Mind you, they did put themselves at a bit of a disadvantage!
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