Flying the Super Friendly Skies

After my previous post I decided to take the kind of stroll down nostalgia lane that YouTube paves so well and I came across this:

Style File Followers Take Note:

1. Now that you've stopped cringing: Bless her!  Right?  Bless Nancy and Nancy's good intentions and Nancy's perky attitude.  They sure don't make 'em like Nancy anymore.
2. Thank gawd they don't make uniforms like Nancy's anymore.  Those lapels look lethal.  An Al Qaida operative could easily stab someone in the eye with one of those.  (Although anyone wearing a neckerchief like that arguably deserves to be strangled.)
3. The largest airline in the FREE WORLD.  And when was the last time you heard anyone use that expression?
4. Does that mean Aeroflot was even larger?
5. A HOT DOG!  Pure class.